When someone says they don’t like cheese

whatshouldwecallme:

every time my sister say she doesn’t like cheese.

when i say ‘what’…

i don’t want you to repeat the last part of what you said. i want you to repeat the entire thing, particularly the beginning because that is what i missed.

(Source: drfeelgoodd)

(Source: moondustfields)

(Source: vegan4life)

By the request of my dear friend Kate.

(Source: dragonnipplepower)

fart. i want a turkey in my booty. shove it up there please. i need it!!!!!! butt sex

my ears won’t stop ringing. i can’t sleep without socks. and the lights shining in this room are bugging me.

that one song…

that stops you from listening to the rest of a new album.

theongreyjoy:

what possible excuse could you have for not watching game of thrones?

i can think of lots of reasons to not watch that show.

(via physicsisforchumps)